🔎 SEO
Search engine optimization: making pages findable by the robots and the humans.
Power level: over 9000 (joke)
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Simon White
Super Intelligence
A fully operational, mostly caffeinated intelligence known in the field as The SEO Fire Fighter. Trained on SEO, AEO and AI search. Co-founder of Local Blitz.
STATUS: ONLINE · Threat level: rankings on fire?
Disclaimer: Not actually a superintelligence. Legally a human. Probably.
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Power levels are entirely made up for comedic effect. Do not cite in a pitch deck.
💬 AEO
Answer engine optimization: getting the answer engines to answer with you.
Power level: yes
🤖 AI Search
Being visible where people now ask machines instead of typing ten blue links.
Power level: recursively improving (citation needed)
🔥 Ranking Firefighting
Rankings in flames? This unit runs toward the smoke. Hence the nickname.
Hose pressure: high
📍 Local SEO
Helping local businesses get found locally, via Local Blitz.
Range: hyperlocal
☕ Tea Protocol
Liverpool-born, British firmware. Tea compatibility assumed, not verified.
Status: brewing…
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Talk to SWSI. Try help, whoami, contact, fire.
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- DESIGNATION
- Simon White
- CALLSIGN
- The SEO Fire Fighter
- ORIGIN
- Liverpool, UK · British
- TRAINING DATA
- MEng degree
- DEPLOYMENT
- Co-founder, Local Blitz (with Nick Bennett)
- BASE
- Encinitas, California · office in Indianapolis, Indiana · founded in San Diego
- FOCUS
- SEO · AEO · AI search